Elena, sitting on the potty without her shirt on, feeling her long hair on her back: It's wong, mommy!
Me: Yeah, honey, it's growing really long!
Elena: Almost I will be a woman!!
|Not sure where she got this idea about womanhood and long hair...or what it says about me right now...|
Me: Why, Lucas?
Lucas: Then we'll always know who is who!
In the car after school, Elena sees some graffiti on the walls: (shouting indignantly) Somebody dwawed on the walls! Who was it? Maybe it was God!!
At the dinner table,
Lucas: Mommy! That baby is leaking from her mouth!
And a wonderful conversation between the two of them, in the car, after driving around the block in a vain effort to secure a parking spot:
Lucas: they're not sharing!
Elena: I like shawing,
Lucas: I like cars, but now they're mean, because they're not sharing; the road or the parking lots...
Elena: Dirty cars!
Lucas: Yeah, poopy cars, they're like little disobeying babies!
And just so Leila doesn't feel left out...
What crazy things do your kids say? Linking up with Rosie today.