1. Me: Elena! Don't use the toilet bowl to wash your hands!
2. Lucas: Yes sir, momma (I like to hear this one)
3. Me: Lucas! Don't stick your bum in Elena's face.
4. Lucas: I want to go in the TV.
5. Me: Elena, don't eat the books/play dough/paint (insert other inedible object)
6. Lucas: (to me) Your eyes look like a frog.
7. Lucas / Elena: Carry me like a baby (usually after bath time)
8. Me: Lucas, please get out of your closet.
9. Lucas: I want to go in the book.
10. Me/Lucas/Elena: No!
|Another very common occurrence - fitted sheet makes a great tent!|